Cerealopnik

"Ryanator122" (hawkeye122) 01/06/2015 at 04:16 • Filed to: None

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They've had this at Grocery Outlet for like $2 a box and it's FREAKING AMAZING. Has anyone seen it elsewhere?

Off topic, I know. But it baffles me. It's the perfect cereal.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Ryanator122 01/06/2015 at 04:42

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The Rocky Mtn Chocolate factory is amazing. If youre ever in colorado, you have to go

Ryanator122 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 01/06/2015 at 05:16

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For a time there was a Rocky Mountain Chocolate store (no more than 600 square feet) in my hometown. Everything was amazing as hell and I miss it so much. The apples. The fudge. The everything.

When my grandfather became diabetic (later found to be as a result of pancreatic cancer) he could only have "sugar free" candy. The only candy he deemed fit was the sugar free fudge at Rocky Mountain.

My hometown was big in logging, tourism, and construction. In 2008 I guess we could no longer support such a boutique confectioner.

samssun > Ryanator122 01/06/2015 at 05:26

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C'mon now, I'm sure it's delicious, but you can't just stuff candy in a box and call it "cereal". The perfect cereal is Crispix, because it's an actual cereal.

What you have there is the perfect candy suitable for eating in milk, wait no that's Oreos. Followed by Oreo-Os. So you have, perhaps, the 3rd-from-perfect candy suitable for eating in milk. Still has a nice ring to it.

Viggen9er3 > samssun 01/06/2015 at 05:43

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I didn't know sugar contained Almonds!?

Ryanator122 > samssun 01/06/2015 at 06:29

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Bro it's like Frosted Flakes, mixed with some Chocolate Frosted Flakes, almonds (pronounced "Amends" ) and bits of chocolate.

It's like Lucky Charms for adults. Or, an improvement on Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Ryanator122 01/06/2015 at 08:03

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Did they have any of the Rocky Mountain Oyster flavor?

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Ryanator122 01/06/2015 at 09:05

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I remember when that stuff was new in the stores. It was stupid expensive (like 5 bucks a box or so). Obviously it didn't last too long, as who would buy a $5 cereal.

Mattbob > Ryanator122 01/06/2015 at 09:12

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rocky mountain chocolate factory sounds like a sex move you find on urban dictionary that involves lots of poop.

ttyymmnn > Ryanator122 01/06/2015 at 09:30

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CaptDale - is secretly British > Ryanator122 01/06/2015 at 12:18

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Its absolutely delicious!

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > Ryanator122 01/06/2015 at 16:58

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Cerealopnik needs to be more of a thing!